The Islamic Forum of Europe claims it has a "proven track record of community cohesion."

"Proven track record"? 

That was the first item on a list of hideous resume-speak phrases ("Have a proven track record of managing budgets in excess of $3 million" etc.) I was starting idly to compile in my head.

My, my.

Time not only to brush up our Shakespeare, but to welcome the mislineations of memory in order to describe our  Muslim would-be conquerors from within: 

"You taught me language, and my profit on't --I can smile, and smile, and be a villain."

Yes, on that, Muslims have a "proven track record" by now, all over the  imperilled West.